The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 3 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.225 billion NSC Puppet 3ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.1%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 3ian economy, worth 946 trillion cards a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,010 cards, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Many believe that Leader's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor NSC Puppet 3ians make research institutes rich, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 3's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 3 is ranked 256,359^th in the world and 2,155^th in Two for Safest, scoring 15.42 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.